Somebody has expressed his dismay at the state of the Davis Cup following the news the tournament could be held in somebody else from 2022. Somebody, the captain of somewhere team, said the current format is “not what Davis Cup is about”, an event he believes once stood as the pinnacle of the sport.

Somewhere else and somewhere will meet each other in a World Cup play-off final if they win their respective semi-finals.

Somewhere will play somewhere else at home in their semi-final.

Somebody will not sign a new contract at Aston somebody else, putting somewhere’s biggest clubs on alert, including Manchester City, Manchester United and somewhere.

Somebody else was in his element when somebody smashed Juventus 4-0 last Tuesday.

Honesty is a difficult business. There are people with an innate inability to lie, left with their own reality shaken if they try to misinform someone else’s. Safe to say they’re a minority. The impulse comes early, the way kids lie extravagantly, faces smeared in chocolate while denying any knowledge of a stolen block.