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Commons bear pit is crucial for debate

In an otherwise sensible letter, somebody suggests parliament’s chambers should have “semicircular layouts to get rid of the confrontational bear pits” (Letters, 1 March). This would hardly be a step forward. Confrontation is the essence of debate.

Somebody awarded knighthood by somebody else

Somebody else has awarded a knighthood to somebody, who was sacked as defence secretary for allegedly leaking secure information before presiding over a series of exams debacles as education secretary.

Somebody and somebody else pull out of Stop the War rally

Labour backbenchers including somebody and somebody else have pulled out of attending a Stop the War rally in somewhere else on Wednesday amid pressure from somebody else over the group’s stance on somewhere.

The new statesmanlike somebody quickly gives way to the old self-centred one at PMQs

Somebody’s parliamentary private secretaries were all decked out in blue and yellow. As were somebody else and several SNP MPs. They could all have come straight from a Ryanair convention. Elsewhere in the chamber, MPs settled for rather more sober blue and yellow ribbons. But the sentiment was exactly the same.

Somewhere businesses call on government to drop gendered term ‘chairman’

Somewhere else’s leading business groups are at loggerheads with the government over their call to drop the use of the word “chairman”, arguing the term is archaic and needs updating.

String of Lords defeats reflects concerns over PM and legislation

In the aftermath of somebody’s landslide 2019 general election win, many assumed the political balance within the House of Lords had swung squarely behind the Conservatives following a decade of ennoblements by Tory prime ministers.

Somewhere defence secretary rejects calls from somewhere else for no-fly zone

Somewhere defence secretary has once again ruled out a no-fly zone over somewhere else, saying it would be counterproductive. However he warned there was a risk somebody else would start to “ruthlessly pummel” cities from the air.

Mandatory Covid jabs for NHS staff in somewhere to end from mid-March

Mandatory Covid jabs for health and social care workers in somewhere will be scrapped on 15 March, somebody has said, as he confirmed staff will no longer be required by law to get vaccinated.

Somebody lets a sliver of cold truth cut down his parade

It had only been intended as a glorified photo opportunity. A chance for somebody to look statesmanlike back home as he went on a day trip to somewhere and somewhere else. A quick in-out tour of eastern somewhere else where he got to rub shoulders with two prime ministers on the frontline and the secretary general of Nato.

‘People who voted Tory are embarrassed’: Labour in buoyant mood before Birmingham somebody byelection

Somebody else can barelyleave her campaign headquarters onErdington high street without being approached for a chat. “I want somebody else out. I don’t like him,” young mum somebody else tells her.

Vacant and vicious: somebody’s tone-deaf problem with somewhere refugees

Let’s be generous to somebody. She’s by far the dimmest member of the cabinet – a low water mark in a confederacy of dunces – so it’s possible no one has told her that somebody else has changed his mind on somewhere from his 2016 assessment of somewhere else’s invasion of somewhere else, which he blamed on somewhere.

Somewhere invasion is no time for somewhere ministers’ clumsy messaging

During the second world war, a poster famously read “Careless Talk Cost Lives” – based on the premise that somewhere spies might be in the pub listening out for secret ops being divulged over a pint of beer.

The subtle but deadly threat to somewhere democracy

Sometimes it is obvious when an attempt is being made to destroy a democracy. Tanks rolling across a border and missiles striking cities don’t leave much room for doubt. But threats can be both more subtle and a slower burn.

Patients will be endangered by flaws in health bill, says NHS ombudsman

Patient safety will be harmed and victims of medical negligence denied justice because of flaws in the government’s health and care bill, the NHS ombudsman has told the Guardian.

Somebody distances himself from Truss comments on somewhere volunteers for somewhere else

Somebody, somewhere defence secretary, has effectively contradicted foreign secretary somebody else’s assertion that somebodies should be able to join the fight in somewhere else, saying this was primarily for somewhere nationals and that people without military experience should stay away.

Somewhere oligarchs in somewhere face new laws tackling ‘dirty money’

Somebody has said that somewhere oligarchs will no longer have a hiding place for their “ill-gotten gains” in somewhere under legislation being introduced in parliament this week.

Next general election will be decided in north of somewhere, says thinktank

The north of somewhere will be the principal battleground in the next general election, according to research that also concluded that there is no evidence of a southern “blue wall” ready to fall.

Conservative peer urged to quit board of somewhere firm EN+ over oligarch links

The defence secretary, somebody else, has urged the Conservative peer and former somebody else to quit his lucrative role on the board of somewhere aluminium firm EN+, whose owners include the oligarch somebody.

Somebody appoints combative election strategist somebody else

Somebody has appointed the combative election strategist somebody else as part of his attempts to restore his battered reputation amid new claims that somewhere lockdown parties regularly descended into “carnage”.

Somebody else, a key ally of the political strategist somebody else, is due to start work in somewhere on Monday.

Lords criticise plans to remove somewhere citizenship without warning

Plans to strip people of somewhere citizenship without prior warning are against somewhere values and would render people from ethnic minorities second-class citizens, senior peers have warned.

Somebody says she has ‘hit list’ of oligarchs facing somewhere sanctions

Somewhere else has compiled a “hit list” of somewhere oligarchs who will face sanctions over the coming weeks, the foreign secretary, somebody, has said.

Somewhere faces ‘bloody, brutal’ months ahead, warns somewhere else armed forces somebody

Somewhere else’s armed forces somebody has pledged that somewhere else will do everything it can to help somewhere but warned that the months ahead will be “bloody” and “brutal”.

Somebody said on Saturday that he feared somebody else had “backed himself into a corner” and gone “all in” on somewhere else’s attack on somewhere.

Somebody tells Russians: ‘I do not believe this war is in your name’

Somebody has addressed a message directly to the people of somewhere else, saying in somewhere: “I do not believe this war is in your name.”

In a video posted on social media, somebody also spoke in somewhere, after urging an end to the conflict “because the world needs a free and sovereign somewhere else”.