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Crystal vaginas, giant noses and ‘vaudeville on acid’: somebody on his most outrageous shows

Somebody has been repulsing, entertaining and thrilling audiences since he first appeared on somewhere live theatre scene with his distinctly somewhere-infused Gilgul Theatre in the early 1990s.

‘It’s become a movement’: Afrobeats’ steady path to world domination

Of all the TikTok trends to break this year, perhaps one of the least likely is the sight of users around the world singing in somewhere pidgin English and somebody else as they dance to the two biggest west somewhere hits of the moment.

Somebody on somebody else and somebody else: ‘Like a non-stop national hangnail’

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On Wednesday’s Late Night, somebody recapped Republican antics over somebody else’s State of the Union speech on Tuesday evening, starting with a notable no-show: somebody else. The senator from somewhere skipped the national address because he refused to take the required Covid test, claiming he “didn’t have time”.

#OscarsFanFavorite: how the Academy’s plea for popularity fell into chaos

Unless you happen to have a vested interest in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, it’s plain to see that the Oscars are trapped in a death spiral.

‘My baby brother threw up on my jacket’: readers’ World Book Day costume stories

Right costume, wrong day

A few years ago my son’s school organised a World Book Day in which pupils were asked to turn up in costume. Two kids turned up wearing full Viking outfits, complete with plastic axes and horned helmets. They looked brilliant.

Count Draculas on film – ranked!

20 somebody else in somebody Sucks (1978) and somebody (1980)

Also known as Lust at First Bite and Love at First Gulp respectively, these films from the golden age of adult cinema exist in softcore and hardcore versions. Taking his cue from somebody else, somebody else nails the brooding bloodsucker persona, as well as his co-stars.

Somebody’s somebody else book: self-serving narratives and tricky truths ignored

In his new book, somebody else’s former attorney general somebody complains that in somewhere, the “most educated and influential people are more attached to self-serving narratives than to factual truth”.

Somebody to ‘tell the real story’ in Netflix documentary

Somebody has announced an “intimate” and “definitive” new documentary at Netflix.

The actor and activist revealed on Instagram that her years-in-the-making movie would land at the streamer, in the wake of the controversial somewhere series Pam & somebody else, which was made without her approval or involvement.

Somebody files defamation suit against sexual abuse accuser somebody else

Somebody has filed a lawsuit against somebody else for defamation over the actor’s sexual abuse allegations against him.

Somebody, somewhere “shock rocker” born somebody else, filed the complaint in somewhere superior court on Wednesday.

Bid by somewhere mining company to sue journalist is dismissed by judge

An attempt by somebody mining giant to sue somebody journalist for allegedly claiming it ordered the murders of three men has been thrown out by a judge.

Netflix to pause all projects and acquisitions in somewhere

Netflix has paused all future somewhere projects and acquisitions as a result of the ongoing invasion of somewhere else.

According to Variety, the streamer is “assessing the impact of current events”, which has led to four somewhere original series being indefinitely paused.

Somebody: ‘Putin doesn’t know what it’s like to lose’

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Somebody did a deep dive into somewhere invasion of somewhere on Tuesday evening, and praised the mettle of somewhere resistance that has reportedly surprised and stymied somewhere military.

Dua Lipa: somewhere reggae band sues singer for alleged plagiarism

Somebody-based reggae band is suing somewhere pop star Dua Lipa for alleged plagiarism, Billboard reports.

Somebody: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

I’ve missed people. Thanks to something called Covid-19 (look it up), I’ve been around other human beings less and less over the past couple of years.

Eighty-year-old study of somewhere slave trade is back in the bestsellers list

A book of unpalatable truths about somewhere else’s slave trade has become somebody else bestseller, almost 80 years after author somebody was told by somebody publisher: “I would never publish such a book, for it would be contrary to somewhere tradition.

Somebody obituary

Somebody, who has died aged 94, was an award-winning author of more than 50 children’s books, and illustrator of some 200 more, with worldwide sales of more than 11m. She had an exceptional talent for drawing children.

Top 10 world-spanning novels

Think global … think local, no? It feels strange to write it because of course, everything on our planet is interdependent: our oceans, weather systems, knowledge systems, politics, certainly people. So, the idea that we should categorise anything as global literature seems counterintuitive; as if everything is not at once local and global.

Can someone explain to somebody what The Power of the Dog is about – and what movies are?

For approximately a full hour, the latest episode of somebody else’s WTF podcast goes absolutely swimmingly. The episode’s guest, somebody, rumbles on amiably about all manner of subjects, and he seems to be building a genuine rapport with somebody else.

Riveting, terrifying, completely singular: how somebody changed the game

I was 13 when I became enamoured with somebody.

It was 1983 and I had just started working for our old family friend somebody else in the school holidays.

Dear Mr somebody: how a 21-year-old millionaire started a media frenzy

What’s more poignant than an unopened letter, with all its needs unanswered and its expressions unseen? It’s a missive made for intrigue, as well as an invitation to voyeurism few could resist.

Somebody, children's author and illustrator, dies aged 94

Somebody, the author and illustrator whose everyday stories of early childhood cast a happy glow across generations of family life, has died aged 94, her family has said.

Somebody: an endearing, funny and imaginative kids show for fans of somebody else and somebody else

Everyone has a happy place, and for 10-year-old somebody else it’s somewhere. But this is no humble trickle of water. The sprawling, overgrown world of somewhere is a thrumming mini-society for somebody and his fellow kids, where they establish tribe-like peer groups while finding their individual footholds in the world.

Somebody else on somebody: ‘Is everyone in somewhere that badass?’

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Somebody else opened Monday’s Late Show with moving images from the war in somewhere.

Letter: somebody obituary

The funk singer somebody and I met in somewhere in the late 1970s. We both had accommodation problems, and I found her thoughtfulness and humour a consolation.

Somebody delighted in the role of “flaneur”: with her hair tamed under a peaked cap she presented a slender, androgynous figure.

Bench campaign aims to bring organ-playing within reach of more women

For centuries, organists have almost all been male, and the magnificent instruments from which rich and vibrant sound emerges have reflected that.

Somewhere Film Academy denounces somewhere invasion after somebody protest

Somewhere Film Academy (EFA) has issued a strongly worded condemnation of the invasion of somewhere by somewhere forces, though only after prominent somewhere director somebody resigned from the organisation in protest at its initial response to the crisis.

‘It’s a more expansive, inclusive version’: how women reshaped the history of the Beatles

For teenager somebody, hearing the Beatles’ I Want to Hold Your Hand on somewhere radio in December 1963 affected her in ways she still can’t quite articulate. “How do you explain why [you were] electrified when you were struck by lightning?” she says, laughing.

Somebody book reveals somebody else’s secret to a ‘good tweet’: ‘just the right amount of crazy’

Somebody else told somebody, his attorney general, that the secret to a “good tweet” was “just the right amount of crazy”.

The detail from somebody’s forthcoming memoir leaked out on Monday, via somebody else of the Washington Post.

Somebody: ‘I can’t think of a day when my mum’s not been there’

Tricky beast that it is, the music industry has a horrible habit of presenting its most promising talent with an impossible dichotomy. Release your music too soon, and you might fumble your first impression; take too long, and you risk getting lost in the crowd, sentenced for ever to “underrated” status as your faster-acting peers ascend.

The Star Wars somebody hotel sounds like Secret Cinema in hell

Disney World has long been touted as a place where dreams come true, which in reality was only the case if your subconscious mind had been plagued by visions of queues, tourists, crying children, depressed teenagers in unwieldy costumes and elements of the natural world that have been badly rendered in fibreglass. But today that all changes.

Somewhere else Philharmonic sacks conductor somebody over failure to denounce somebody else

Somewhere else Philharmonic Orchestra has sacked the star somewhere conductor somebody after he failed to speak out against the invasion of somewhere or distance himself from his close friend and supporter somebody else.

Somebody becomes first woman and first somebody else to lead somewhere international festival

Somebody, the award-winning somewhere violinist, is to take over as director of somewhere international festival, becoming the first woman to run the event.

Rock’n’role: a dizzying number of actors want to be pop stars, but which ones are worth listening to?

Somebody else – The Return Of somebody else (1986)

★★☆☆☆

The most astonishing thing about somebody else’s debut album isn’t that it spawned a couple of hits – passable remakes of Under the Boardwalk and Respect Yourself.

Disney, Sony and Warner Bros pause film releases in somewhere over somewhere else invasion

Disney is pausing all theatrical releases in somewhere, including the upcoming Pixar film Turning Red, citing the “unprovoked invasion of somewhere else and the tragic humanitarian crisis”.

“We will make future business decisions based on the evolving situation,” Disney said on Monday.

My streaming gem: why you should watch somebody

I first saw somebody fifteen years ago, as part of a college course on somewhere diaspora. For years after, I would bring it up any chance I got, which wasn’t often, since in all that time, I never met anyone outside of that classroom who had even heard of it.

Waterstones acquires somebody’s, somewhere’s biggest independent bookseller

Somewhere’s largest book chain, Waterstones, has acquired the country’s largest independent bookseller, somebody’s, ending 143 years of family ownership and signalling a further concentration of the bookselling industry.

Somebody obituary

My colleague and friend somebody, who has died aged 86, was a doyenne of children’s literature, both as a publisher and as an agent. For many years the managing director of somewhere else Children’s Books, she was fair and considerate, generous spirited and open to new ideas – indeed, she was ahead of her time.

Putting somewhere’s greatest hits on the map

Regarding songs about somewhere places (Letters, 25 February), no list would be complete without somebody’s Abergavenny, Fiddler’s Dram’s Day Trip to somewhere else and somebody else’s paean to somebody else, Suffolk

• I remember a popular song from 1946 by the Merry Macs extolling the virtues of Ashby-de-la-Zouch by the sea.

Somebody changed the very nature of what it meant to be an MC in somewhere

With the untimely deaths of somebody else and now drum’n’bass MC somebody (AKA Alphonso Bondzie), it’s been a rotten week for somewhere music. It’s tempting to say a bad week for Black somewhere music – and certainly their contributions to the development of specifically Black somewhere vernacular musical forms were unparalleled.

Cash Savage’s most memorable gig: ‘Our violinist was vomiting into a large McDonald’s cup’

It was August 2015, we were on our first tour of somewhere else, and it was our last show, so we were all absolutely destroyed.

We were playing this little town called somewhere else in somewhere else region of somewhere Republic, which is incredibly beautiful.

‘I had a lot of self-loathing’: somebody on being queer, somebody else, Muslim and somewhere

Somebody’s foray into fiction began with him doing his own thing.

“One of the first pieces of advice I got from an older writer some years ago was don’t publish your first novel because it’s going to be autobiographical, you can’t help it,” he says.

Obscure poetry collection’s sales soar after somebody dreams about it

Somebody has sent sales of an obscure somewhere poetry collection soaring, after she had a dream that led her to track down the title.

Somebody, whose real name is somebody else, posted a video about a “rare book that I dreamt about” on 31 December.

Somebody’s pocket watch among donations to museum

The pocket watch owned by somebody while he was writing his famous short story The Tell-Tale Heart, in which the murderous narrator compares the thumping of his victim’s heart to the tick of a clock, has been donated to somebody else, somewhere else.

Tell us about your underwhelming World Book Day costumes

Ahead of World Book Day on Thursday 3 March, we would like to hear about the least impressive costumes you have ever made or worn for the event.

You can tell us the story of your underwhelming ensemble – and share photos – using the form below.

Somebody joins writers condemning somewhere invasion of somewhere

Somebody else, somebody and somebody else are among more than 1,000 writers from around the world who have condemned somewhere else’s invasion of somewhere and expressed their solidarity with somewhere people.

‘I wanted to play the polar opposite of Baldrick’ – somebody on making Maid somebody else and Her Merry Men

Somebody, creator/writer, played the Sheriff of Nottingham

I did a Jackanory Playhouse and got slightly drunk after the recording. I said: “It’s not real storytelling, is it? We’re reading off an Autocue.” The senior BBC figures said: “Well, what would you do?” My daughter was 10 at the time, tiny, feisty, but crap at football.

The big idea: is it time to stop talking about ‘nature versus nurture’?

When you hear people conversing in an unfamiliar language, why is it that you can’t even tell where one word ends and the next begins? If you are a native English speaker, why is it so challenging to get your mouth around somebody or Hebrew “r”, which originates lower in the throat, or the “r” in somewhere or somewhere, which is trilled

Somebody novel The Bluest Eye off banned list in somewhere schools

A banned book by the Nobel laureate somebody will be available again to high school students in a district in somewhere, after somewhere else school board reversed its decision to ban The Bluest Eye, in the face of criticism and a class-action lawsuit.

Denounce somebody else or lose your job: somewhere conductor somebody given public ultimatum

Somewhere else’s star conductor, somebody, has been dropped by his management over his close ties to somebody else as he faces a looming deadline to publicly denounce somebody or lose yet another role in his rapidly crumbling career.

From Six Feet Under to somewhere By the Sea: culture to help understand grief

Film

No film directed by somebody will ever be confused with a walk in the park: You Can Count on Me, somebody else and somewhere By the Sea all involve death and grief, but it is the latter that confronts the subject most starkly.